To my utter and unpleasant surprise, very few of the people I have spoken to have seen/remember the Friendly Wash ads that used to air in India many moons ago. A classic piece of marketing genius on television, my ability to perform this ad from memory has won me many accolades and many more odd stares at parties! (Ok so maybe the only accolade is that the girlfriend likes it!) And now dear readers I give you this gift free of charge (disclaimer: this does not cover the many subliminal messages encouraging you to donate at the bottom of the page!).
10-something year old kid comes on screen wearing school uniform: Mummy mummy [points to rash on mid-belly region]
Typically concerned typical Indian mummy: Komul twacha aur ye nishan? Professor saab kuch keyjeye nah!
Enter greying middle aged man wearing lab-coat (he must be a learned professor who knows all about dermatological issues!): Chemicals akhir do prakar ke hotein hain, ek jo humare skin kilye hanikarak hote hain aur ek jo humare skin ka friend hotein hain. (But of course!)
Jaise ke, Friendly Wash.
Mum has apparently used Friendly Wash and hey-presto, life's all sunny and great. Kid has got no rash and hence cycles onto screen to deliver the killer blow (as if we needed any more convincing!): YES! MERA BEST FRIEND, FRUNDLYWASH!!
And watching this ad, through the TV I could sense this excited little boys spit drenching me in its shower of soapy wisdom!
Stay tuned for translated version. However, please do not take away from the sheer genius if the English version does not give you the same sense of awe and admiration of this ad - no - this social service message!
10-something year old kid comes on screen wearing school uniform: Mummy mummy [points to rash on mid-belly region]
Typically concerned typical Indian mummy: Such a terrible rash on such tender skin? Please help us Professor sir!
Enter greying middle aged man wearing lab-coat (he must be a learned professor who knows all about dermatological issues!): Chemicals after all are of two types, ones that are harmful to our skin and ones that are our skin's friends. (But of course!)
Like, Friendly Wash.
Mum has apparently used Friendly Wash and hey-presto, life's all sunny and great. Kid has got no rash and hence cycles onto screen to deliver the killer blow (as if we needed any more convincing!): YES! MY BEST FRIEND, FRUNDLY WASH!!
And watching this ad, through the TV I could sense this excited little boys spit drenching me in its shower of soapy wisdom!
I, sir, demand that you grab a video cam this instant and put up a picture of your version of the ad right here in this space. I positively demand it.
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(Please, oh please, take pity on a young lass with dental problems to fill a book)
its Yesh! my Besht Fried Friendly Wash !
ReplyDeleteAnd please find the video, I have been looking for years!
Terrific. Love it :)
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